Top 10 Camping Tips
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We’ve searched far and wide, racked our brain holes and asked the experts to compile this list to ensure you (and your neighbours) have an enjoyable and stress free camping trip.
1. Engage in a 5am call to prayer.
2. Snore. If you don’t snore, record someone else snoring and then play it, loudly.
3. When going to the toilet in the night, unzip your tent as violently as possible.
4. Cable tie your neighbours into their tents.
5. Leave biscuit crumbs to attract the friendly mice.
6. Use a windup torch for Bible study late into the night.
7. Use an air horn as your personal alarm. Or the default iPhone one.
8. Be a morning person.
9. Sing rousing renditions of Kum Ba Yah. On repeat.
10. Start a campfire (no really, please don’t).
Be safe, and PLEASE CAMP RESPONSIBLY.
